Cuss like a sailor and urinate on you enemies like a professional. Use our guide to help your little squirrel friend act like an ingrate, find your way through the whole single player mode -- and get some extra tips on the multiplayer levels. Register here to access our complete guide for free.

Go to the options menu and enter the cheat code screen. Enter:

WELLYTOP

If you entered the code correctly the guy will say something like "Yeah, that's right". You will now be able to select Conker in the Total War mode or the Race mode.

From the main menu select Options and then Cheats. Enter:

BEELZEBUBSBUM

You'll unlock the level "It's War" in Chapters.

From the main menu select Options and then Cheats. Enter:

DUTCHOVENS

When you enter the Multiplayer mode and select Race you'll have the Frying Pan instead of your default weapon.

From the main menu select Options and then Cheats. Enter:

BILLYMILLROUNDABOUT

You can now select the skeleton and Greg the Grim Reaper in Multi-player rounds.

At the cheat menu you can enter:

SPUNKJOCKEY

When you enter Multi then you can enter any solo-multiplayer mode (in other words: play multiplayer by yourself) that has Katana swords and chainsaws. Grab the Katana sword or the chainsaw and attack your enemy. You'll see new death animation resembling the Matrix.

From the main menu select Options and then Cheats. Enter:

SPANIELSEARS

You can now enter Chapters and select Spooky and play Mr. Death's level.

At the cheat menu enter:

EASTEREGGSRUS

Now enter Multi, when you can select your character you can choose NEO Conker.

From the main menu select Options and then Cheats. Enter:

EATBOX

You can then select him in Multiplayer rounds.

From the main menu select Options and then Cheats. Enter:

ANCHOVYBAY

The Slopranos is now available in Chapters Mode.

From the main menu select Options and then Cheats. Enter:

DRACULASTEABAGS

When you play the Race mode in Multiplayer you will have a Baseball Bat instead of a stick.

From the main menu select Options and then Cheats. Enter:

BEEFCURTAINS

Some of your multiplayer characters will now be Zombies or Villagers.

From the main menu select Options and then Cheats. Enter:

MONKEYSCHIN

You can now enter the Chapeters and select Uga Buga and play the Drunken Gits level.

From the main menu select Options and then Cheats. Enter:

PRINCEALBERT

Barn Boys can now be selected in Chapters Mode.

From the main menu select Options and then Cheats. Enter:

CLAMPIRATE

You can now choose Bats Tower in Chapters Mode.

Enter the Cheat code screen (from the "Cock & Plucker" main menu) and enter in any popular cuss word you can think of. In return, you'll get some seriously funny comments from the game.

From the main menu you can select Options and then Cheats from here enter:

XFYHIJERPWAL IELWZS

(yes there is a space between the L and the I). The fire demon will acknowledge the code.

Now this is where it gets a bit strange. After you've entered the code you can put your controller down. Lift ever so slightly on the left side of your cartridge (about 1/4 inch, maybe less) You'll see the jaw of the Fire Demon become all contorted then you'll see some numbers apear on the screen. As soon as you see the numbers you can push your cartridge back in to place. If you did it right you be taken to a menu. If you crashed your game you have to reboot and start all over again.

That's about it, once your at the menu you can access the Stack Numbers (that's cool and everything but does nothing for you). 9 out of 10 times I tried this the game crashed and then when I finally got it to work there was nothing for me to do when I got there. So you can try this trick but i will not benefit you in any way.

From the main menu select Options and then Cheats. Enter:

VERYEASY

Your game will be very easy now.

From the main menu select Options and then Cheats. Enter:

BOVRILBULLETHOLE

This will give you 50 lives in Single Player mode

While you're in the Cock and Plunker select Chapters and behind the level descriptions you can see Kazooie.

Enter the Cheat menu and enter:

CHOCOLATESTARFISH

Now you can enter the Chapters and select the HEIST level.

From the main menu select Options and then Cheats. Enter:

RUSTYSHERIFFSBADGE

When you enter one of the multiplayer rounds you will be able to select Seargent or Tediz Leader

From the main menu select Options and then Cheats. Enter:

CHINDITVICTORY

You'll unlock the Weasel Henchmen for Multiplayer. Enter one of the levels where you can select characters and they will be a couple of your choices.

From the main menu select Options and then Cheats. Enter:

WELDERSBENCH

Every Chapter will be available.

From the main menu select Options and then Cheats. Enter:

EASY

The game will be easier.

When you get to the 2nd stage in Conker's Bad Fur day (the stage with the Queen Bee), you will see a hook on a sign. If you happen to die, Death will appear and teach you about those hooks. After you first "near death experience", the hooks will have tails on them that give you extra lives. But did you know that these tails actually respawn when you leave an area? So in this instance, to get unlimited lives simply grab the tail and leave the stage by going back to the first stage. Return to pick up your second tail -- and repeat as many times as you like.

While your in the Cock and Plunker (aka. the main menu) take a look above the Fireplace. You'll notice Banjo's head mounted above the fireplace. Move your cursor until it says Options. Banjo's head is behind the OP in the word OPTIONS. As you move the cursor left and right you'll get a glimce of Banjo's head.