Enter your name as Regis. Regis will make a silly comment and change your name to Wannabe.

But wait, what if your name is really Regis?(Hey, it's possible!) I guess you'll have to settle for an alternative like Reggis or Reegis or even Regiss. Or, just do what you should be doing anyway and use your middle name.

Enter your name as Millionare. Regis will make a silly comment and change your name to Dreamer. Oh my goodness, does the comedy ever stop?

Try naming yourself as DAN BLONSKY and you will be renamed as IMPOSTER or PHONY or FIBBER.

If you dally at the Name Entry screen, you will hear Regis in the background wisecracking. After he insults you a couple of times, he'll enter a name for you. Usually it's something like EINSTEIN, CODY or KATHY LEE. Hardy-har.